Is it so?

For your aural pleasure we have a sort of a follow-up to yesterday’s lovably bizarre Paul McCartney B-side.

If you are a record collector you’ve likely passed this album over a dozen times in 50¢ bins.  You have probably turned down free copies.  And you were right to save the 2mm of space on your record shelves for something else, at least as far as 9/10 of Izitso is concerned.

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(“Was Dog a Donut” by Cat Stevens)

Izitso is far from the worst Cat Stevens record. Most of it is along the lines of his very best albums, Tea for the Tillerman and Teaser and the Firecat, if perhaps not as memorable.  And one track is unique in Cat’s catalog – in fact it’s unique in all of pop music – making this album worth a 50¢ investment next time you flip by it in a bargain bin.

“Was Dog a Donut” is an early synth pop exploration, featuring Chick Corea and longtime Cat Stevens collaborator Jean Roussel.  A&M released a “special disco mix” of the track (which was the same as the one on the album, so far as I can tell) on a 12″ single and it was an unlikely dancefloor hit in 1977.

One of our customers turned me onto this track while we were talking about Personal Space, the compilation album of experimental electronic-based soul Chocolate Industries released last month.  “Was Dog a Donut” falls right about in the middle of that album’s range (1974-84) and would have fit into any of it’s four sides.  Like “Check my Machine” it suggests there was a little flexibility in the pre-punk world for established artists to explore the boundaries of pop music, in spite of the current narrative that suggests the music industry was bloated, vacuous and incapable of adaptation.

Izitso, by the way, was not the last album Cat Stevens recorded before his nearly three decade retirement from popular music.  It was, however, the last album he recorded before converting to Islam and changing his name to Yusuf Islam.  A&M was still owed one more Cat Stevens record, and the reluctant 1978 album Back to Earth, is actually better than the average contractually-obligated album.  There’s certainly a shade of bitterness throughout (especially in “Bad Brakes” and “Last Love Song”).  His father died the day it was released and he never promoted it in any way.  He had already begun a new life as Yusuf Islam.  And so Izitso is probably the last glimpse into what direction Cat Stevens may have gone into as an artist, had circumstances been different.  Perhaps an entire album of arrangements like “Was Dog a Donut” was on the way until various circumstances – a near-drowning accident while swimming in Malibu, the gift of a Qur’an from his brother, David – led him to Islam.

“Check my Machine” and “Was Dog a Donut” provide the listener with transcendent experiences – challenging not only our pop sentiments but in effect the very purpose and nature of expressive art.  I am shocked – shocked! – to find neither one of them represented in Rolling Stone‘s list of the 500 greatest songs of all time.

Maybe the lesson is that none of us knows where we’re headed, even when we’ve got our sails set strong to the wind.  The only thing under your power is those sails, and only the Lord knows where the wind will take you on it’s own accord.  Enjoy the ride.

When I was 12 or 13 I thought John Lennon hung the moon.  It’s a predictable sort of phase – I was inspired by his short pseudo-militant activist phase in the early 70s, and too young to see it’s tragic irony.  I still love “Power to the People” and “Instant Karma!” but I they’ve lost a lot of their weight over the years.

I’m sure I pushed a lot of boundaries around this time, and I’m pretty certain I quoted the chorus of Billy Joel’s “My Life” to one parent or another.  They both gave me a hard time for my impassioned enthusiasm for John Lennon’s short-lived activism, which I now understand.  There’s a rich man naïvity to the early 70s John Lennon records that makes even his most sincere sentiments – “Give Peace a Chance” etc. – seem disingenuous.

What I’ve never forgotten is that my mother told me she wished I would like Paul’s records more.  I don’t think she ever said, “He was a nice boy,” but that would really be perfect, wouldn’t it?

My mother thought Paul McCartney would be a better role model, in spite of the time he got caught with a giant sack of weed in Japan (seriously, who travels with nearly a pound of dope?).  Paul’s image – the “quiet Beatle” – remained intact, even as his third solo project, McCartney II, was the dopiest stoner album ever recorded.

Unless you’ve been living on the moon the last twenty years you’re already familiar with the most famous post-Wings McCartney record, “Wonderful Christmastime”.  If you’re a Hymie’s Records blog reader you also know how much we hate that song.

That song wasn’t on McCartney II, but a bunch of goofy songs were.  It even came with a one-sided 7″ single that had a super-awesome live version of “Coming Up”.  It’s the stoner album of your stone-y dreams.

And the best part is that the single had a B-side that was even goofier.

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(“Check my Machine”)

This was the B-side to “Waterfalls” – McCartney samples the Loonie Tunes and sings “check my machine” at least a hundred times over a goofy vamp.  The funniest thing about this song, if you ask me, is that there’s an extended version on a CD reissue of McCartney II.  Somebody out there, somewhere in this world, thought “Check my Machine” should be longer!

No time to write this morning – I get to be the parent helper at my son’s pre-school!  Here’s a story for today…

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(“Luscious Fox”)

 

Everyone here at the Hymie’s Records International Headquarters is bursting with anticipation over the show we’re sponsoring at the Triple Rock Social Club on May 27th – It will be your first chance to see Grolar Bears, the near-20-piece soul/funk ensemble that’s been the subject of speculation and mystery for more than a year.

We first heard of our soon-to-be-favorite album from our regular Stuart, who broke our hearts last year by moving out of town before he could guest DJ our monthly Record Roadshow at the Turf Club. But could it be true? A funk band dozens deep laying down tracks that could jam alongside “Superfly”?

For months, a wnile year, we wondered.  Finally, Jonathan Kramer brought copies of his record into the shop and you can hear Grolar Bears for the first time, on Cos: The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack,

Unlike some other local releases, there’s no secret.  There’s no movie called Cos, and this isn’t a soundtrack.  It’s just a sweet soul/funk album in the style of the 70s Blaxploitation score: Curtis Mayfield’s Superfly, and Short Eyes, Bobby Womack’s 110th Street, and Galt MacDermots’s Cotton Comes to Harlem, for instance. Many people would name Isaac Hayes’ Shaft score as their favorite, and it’s probably the most well known. My favorite is Let’s Do It Again, which features music by Curtis Mayfield and the voices of the Staple Singers (and it’s a sweet movie, starring and directed by Sidney Poitier, by the way).

Jonathan Kramer, who conceived Cos: The Original Motion Picture Score and dedicated his life to it’s realization, admits there’s no motion picture, but he did help produce a really awesome trailer for the non-existent film:

 

Grolar Bears recorded Cos with a portable studio they called “the suitcase” over the course of a year. Sessions took place wherever they could – in churches, band rooms and auditoriums. The album features a score of local musicians who lent their talents to Jonathan Kramer’s design. The finished album is a genuine recreation of a sound and an era in cinematic and pop music history.

We at Hymie’s are honored to have the opportunity to help by sponsoring their show at the Triple Rock Social Club on Sunday, May 27th.  It’s a one-of-a-kind show.

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It’s educational record week here on the Hymie’s blog.  After Friday we promise to go back to insulting your intelligence with idiotic lists and comparisons and cover songs.  Today we ask you to think big…

What follows is a pair of lectures by Dr. Edward Teller.  According to the liner notes “the discussions he presents on this record were originally made informally in the home of a friend in answer to various questions of other guests regarding the universe and the theory of relativity.”

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(“The Size and Nature of the Universe”)

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(“The Theory of Relativity”)

 

As a record collector, and as the curator of the Hymie’s Records Difficult Listening section, this series is gold.

Although Dr. James Roger Fox is a lot better than the health teacher I had in junior high school.

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(“Narcotics and Drug Addiction is the End of Living”)

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(“Menstruation Facts for Boys”)

It’s educational record week here on the Hymie’s blog.  We guarantee over the next five days you will learn something.*  You’ll also, laugh, cry, and marvel at the silly stuff that’s been preserved in vinyl.  This week’s lessons will include “Menstruation Facts for Boys”, “The Birth of a Salesman” (no, not the play) and Dr. Edward Teller’s lecture on the theory of relativity.

Next week we’ll return to our regular programing of stupid stuff and awesome local releases.  We’ll have a feature on Grolar Bears, the local funk band whose May 27th album release show at the Triple Rock Social Club is sponsored by Hymie’s, and a collection of stoner songs that will blow your mind (or just hit it’s sweet spot).  Today’s post, the first in educational record week, is presented as a cautionary tale:

*  Learning that you’ve wasted your time is learning something.

 

 

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