#1 Rafiki is totally a mandrill, not a dumbass baboon. I looked it up. If Mustafa were here he’d kick your ass.
#2 Yes, taking your kids out for ice cream sucks. We’re not doing that again for a while. You know what’s awesome, taking your kids out for donuts. Trust me, everything works better in the morning.
#3 I finally found a copy of Joe South’s last album, Midnight Rainbow. In fact, a couple of them so there’s one in the shop right now if you’d like to buy it. Next week we’ll post some more Joe South songs.