Dave’s not here

cheech and chong

Funny this album wasn’t included in our “Too Many Daves” post a couple years ago.

I worked in a diner for years and the owner thought “Dave’s Not Here” was the funniest shit in the world. I feel like he had been waiting years for an employee named Dave, just so he could say it at least once a week. I swear I once had a girlfriend call and ask for me on my day off, just to give him the opportunity.

daves not here

Of course, I’m the only one here at Hymie’s who never gets a chance to say it — No matter where I go Dave is there.



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