You’ve seen them on TV, you’ve heard them on the radio – Act now and rock sensations Billy and the Boingers can be delivered directly to your door! Fresh off their Doctor Scholl’s Odor Eaters tour (Albuquerque, NM) metal’s heaviest band presents a collection of their greatest hits – You’ll swoon to “U Stink but I ❤ You”, bang your head to “Clearasil Messiah” and thrill the girls with “Love Rhino”!
(“We’re the Boingers” by Billy and the Boingers)
Other song titles:
U Stink but I ❤ You
Hari-Kari for Barry
Let’s Run Over Lionel Richie with a Tank
Pimples from Hell
and a special bonus just for their favorite fans, Billy and the Boingers’ touching Christmas carols:
Rudolph the Red Nosed Headbanger
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, so I Blew Him Away
This is a once in the lifetime opportunity to own every hit by one of the greatest groups in the history of popular music – You will live in regret if you don’t act now! These albums are pressed on the highest quality polypropylene and guaranteed to last through several playings.
Act now and we will include – at no extra cost to you – a package of Doctor Scholl’s Odor Eaters.
Send check or money order for $44.95 to:
Billy and the Boingers special offer
3820 East Lake Street
Minneapolis MN 55406
Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. Orders received after we run out of Billy and the Boingers will receive Barry Manilow’s Greatest Hits as a substitute.